to the smartest kid in the virgin islands

Hey timbo!
Its nice to hear you are modeling your birthday suit for all of the chaperones...you really made us all so proud with your new tropical island stripper gig. How is everything? I'm sooooooo jealous of you being down there in the islands...i might just try and make it up to myself by taking your jeep out and driving it around with the top off. You know, cruise around the ferndale scene for a while. Hahaha...anyhow, what have you been doing? ARE YOU SOOOO TAN? Mom showed me your first little message thing and i was cracking up...everyone else is like "we saw fish" or "the weather here is great" and then i read yours and its like graffitti from the bronx ghetto...hilarious. So whats it like down there...i seriously want to hear about everything...like what you guys are doing, what the beaches are like..all that stuff. I want you to take a lot of pictures of all the cool things you see...all i ask is that you find the craziest looking native guy you can find, and get a picture with him. THAT will go on my wall up at school. Just make sure they're not in their birthday suit, or else i will have to censor it for public viewing. I just got home today, and i'll be home until monday morning so i'll definitely write you a lot while i'm home. I miss you so much...and oreo seems to miss you a lot too. Mom and dad on the other hand, have had trouble remembering your name. They keep saying things like "where's that kid who drives the jeep" and "who's going to take out the garbage now that that Tom kid is gone". Anyhow, i miss you lots, and i hope you are enjoying every second of your time down there...ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS!!!! I love you and write me back as soon as you can :)
jenny funk :)

Nick:	sista jen (Unregistered User)
Date/Time:	Thursday, April 12, 2001 at 2:13:36 PM IDLW
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In Reply To:	whaatthhhhup <Timmay!> [April 12, 2001 @ 12:29:13 PM] (1/2)
Subject:	to the smartest kid in the virgin islands
Message:
Hey timbo! Its nice to hear you are modeling your birthday suit for all of the chaperones...you really made us all so proud with your new tropical island stripper gig. How is everything? I'm sooooooo jealous of you being down there in the islands...i might just try and make it up to myself by taking your jeep out and driving it around with the top off. You know, cruise around the ferndale scene for a while. Hahaha...anyhow, what have you been doing? ARE YOU SOOOO TAN? Mom showed me your first little message thing and i was cracking up...everyone else is like "we saw fish" or "the weather here is great" and then i read yours and its like graffitti from the bronx ghetto...hilarious. So whats it like down there...i seriously want to hear about everything...like what you guys are doing, what the beaches are like..all that stuff. I want you to take a lot of pictures of all the cool things you see...all i ask is that you find the craziest looking native guy you can find, and get a picture with him. THAT will go on my wall up at school. Just make sure they're not in their birthday suit, or else i will have to censor it for public viewing. I just got home today, and i'll be home until monday morning so i'll definitely write you a lot while i'm home. I miss you so much...and oreo seems to miss you a lot too. Mom and dad on the other hand, have had trouble remembering your name. They keep saying things like "where's that kid who drives the jeep" and "who's going to take out the garbage now that that Tom kid is gone". Anyhow, i miss you lots, and i hope you are enjoying every second of your time down there...ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS!!!! I love you and write me back as soon as you can :) jenny funk :)